Random 7 Sins Questionaire Thingy

Wrath...

1. Who did you last get angry with? Not sure. God, I think. Goddamned self-loathing...
2. What is your weapon of choice? My teeth.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If she hit me first, yes.
4. How about of the same sex? Yes, with a heavy, blunt object.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Not sure, probably me.
6. What is your pet peeve? Spring. Pollen, sunlight, and young love all in one hateful little bundle. NOT that I am bitter, mind you. Oh, no.

Sloth...

1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? Save the world
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? Define late... A more useful measurement might be how long I've slept at a time. I know I've slept for at least 18 hours, maybe more.
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Nova. *guilt!*
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? Lame excuse? Moi?
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes, and I don't even own a TV.
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout? Last night/morning I walked around Greenlake with some friends.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? None. But I slept past noon...

Gluttony...

1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Bottomless toffee mocha (mmm, that sounds dirty...)
2. Meat eaters? *Mooing sounds issue from stomach*
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? Three drinks in a bar in Montreal.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? No.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yeah. I don't have any.
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? All of the above.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought lunch? No, but I have thought about lunch while looking at a girl's thighs. And then I ended up dating her a year later. (See previous quiz results RE psychic abilities)

Lust...

1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? 4? Maybe? Not sure...
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Again, not sure. (Strip poker + Dirty Dice == memory holes)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation? Yes.
4. Have you "done it"? Yes.
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Hard to say. Ass, probably.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes.
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? Yes, but it was for a medical study.

Greed...

1. How many credit cards do you own? None.
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Barnes & Noble. Books==pleasure; evil corporate juggernaut==guilt.
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? I've always wanted to do the Scrooge McDuck Swimming-Pool-Full-O'-Money thing. Other than that, I would probably gorge myself on gaming supplements.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Neither. I'd rather be powerful.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? I stole a quarter from my mother once.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? Not many, but that's only because I don't have a working sound card.

Pride...

1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? I've retained my self-respect.
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? I dunno.
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? Save the world (see Sloth above)
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Only in an arms race.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Yes.
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? Umm... I put something on my blog?
Envy...

1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? *decides to keep mouth shut*
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? Trading Spaces must DIE!!! Along with Spring!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would it be? I dunno. Theoretically I already am everybody else...
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Not to my knowledge. But I have been the 'Other Man' a couple of times.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? I've always wanted the ability to switch genders at will.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Manual dexterity.

You are

What Rejected Crayon Are You?

Blimey!

You Belong in the UK

Blimey! A little proper, a little saucy. You're so witty and charming... No one notices your curry breath

What English Speaking Country Do You Belong In?

"Captain! I am sensing stupidity!"

You Are 90% Psychic

You are so very psychic. But you already predicted that, didn't you? You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others. You're very tapped into the world around you... Just make sure to use your powers for good!

Are You Psychic?

...and 90% Hot Air

Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female You are both sensitive and savvy Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

I love Valentine's Day

When You Ain't Got Nobody
Tom Waits

Well when you ain't got nobody, anybody looks nice
Don't take much to make you stop and look twice
And it's either feast or famine, I've found out that it's true
And I'm hungry as a bulldog, baby how about you
And when you ain't got no big mama, all the mamas look hot
And when lovin' is you weakness, your just bound to get caught
And the story never changes, history tells it so plain
And I'll be your Dick, honey, if you'll just be my Jane
And when you ain't got nobody, anybody looks nice
It don't take much to make you stop and look twice
And it's either feast or famine, I've found out that it's true
And I'm hungry as a bulldog, baby how about you, baby how about you

\/\/007!

Dude, I am supreme everything.

Does this mean that I get to wear an ankh?

You are DEATH!
Oooo.... Scary...
Well, not, you are just a dark, depressed person
who feels pained by society, and we love you
for that.


Monkey? Pizza? Death? Oompa Loompa?
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I've been a bad boy about posting lately, haven't I? BAD ME! BAD ME!

*whips self with wet noodle*

*realizes no one cares but continues to whip self with wet noodle*

"...when I am so happy with what I have."

"...Sometimes I think, and I say to myself..."
"What do you say to yourself?"
"That if I were to think any further I would either go mad or understand a great deal."
"And then - and then?" said Aramis impatiently.
"Then I stop."
"You stop?"
"Yes; my head becomes confused, and my ideas melancholy; I feel ennui overtaking me; I wish..."
"What?"
"I don't know; but I do not like to give myself up to longing for things that I do not possess, when I am so happy with what I have."
-Alexandre Dumas, The Man in the Iron Mask

Intellect, abstractness, and anxiety, oh my...

Cattell's 16 Factor Test Results Warmth ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Intellect |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 82% Emotional Stability ||||||||||||||| 46% Aggressiveness |||||||||||||||||| 58% Liveliness |||||||||||| 38% Dutifulness ||||||||||||||| 42% Social Assertiveness ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Sensitivity ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Paranoia ||||||||||||||||||||| 62% Abstractness |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Introversion ||||||||| 30% Anxiety |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 86% Openmindedness |||||||||||||||||||||||| 78% Independence ||||||||||||||||||||| 70% Perfectionism |||||||||||||||||| 54% Tension |||||||||||||||||| 58%

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You scored as Sloth. Sloth 100% Pride 81% Wrath 56% Lust 56% Envy 44% Gluttony 13% Greed 6% Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com

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Huh? What?

*wipes drool off chin*